Ned Flanders

That one christian neighbor. He will make or break you.

Don't let his kindness fool you!

You: "Is that Ned Flanders?! Oh no! Hide my wife!"

Ned Flanders: "Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!" *Steals your wife*

by Kammilou May 1, 2022

Flandreization

Turning or the way to turn into Flandre Scarlet, from the Touhou Series. Someone that has been Flandreizated will behave like Flandre, grow artificial wings and a hat. Flandreizated people are more than 100 times more powerful than normal humans, become vampires and absolute beings of destruction. Flandreization can be caused by listening to U.N. Owen was her for 10 hours straight and awake. You will start to feel like a vampire in the next day. In the second day of Flandreization, you will grow slight wings. Third day, you will already feel the power, feel girlish, and gain the full wings of Flandre. In the fourth day, you gain the hat, and you're complete! Flandreization has no cure until now, but other vampires may make Flandreization wear off if you look right forward to the vampire, but since vampires don't exist except for other Flandreization victims, so you're basically stuck in Flandre form. Flandreization victims, as vampires, will start to feel pain when they're outside in a sunny day.

Flandreizated person: "Will you play with me...?"
Another person: "Look out, he's got Flandreization! Run to the hills!!!

by lol1337rofl November 6, 2015

Flendering

The act of flendering is simply when one person is flirting with another person yet not using any verbal or physical actions. They are simply flirting back and forth using their facial expressions. This is often seen through "kissy faces", "blushing", "Winky-Dinks", and the "Shrugging of shoulders combined with a slight smirk". A combination of all these result in what is known as floundering.

Felipe: Hey Javier!
Javier: Hey felipe!

Felipe: I enjoyed your use of floundering last night on snapchat
Javier: *Winks *Smirks

Felipe: *Shruggs shoulders while blowing a kissy face and winking his eyes
Carolyne: Wow they are floundering right in front of me.
Flendering- Flirting by using only facial expressions

by Still Not Jab January 25, 2017

flangerism

aneurism of the flange

our stacey had a flangerism last week!

by Big Rik! December 20, 2021

flunderbusted

Like flabbergasted. Just much worse.

*Billy flies off a cliff*
Jimmy: *jaw drops and eyes widen*
Me: bro just got fucking flunderbusted

by ncitydeeznuts on tiktok February 4, 2022

fandering

Pandering to fans, i.e., incorporating otherwise unnecessary or unrelated things into a medium in order to please its fans.

Putting Chewbacca in Episode III was so unnecessary, George Lucas was just fandering.

by teenyw May 30, 2005

stupid Flanders

An exclamation used when your actions go unexpectedly wrong and result in an extremely annoying situation; used to place the blame for the situation that you have caused yourself onto Ned Flanders.

*You're trying to assemble your backyard barbecue when you bump into your wheelbarrow full of bricks, and they fall into the wet cement*
YOU: Ah, stupid Flanders!

by Maxwell Longfellow December 10, 2006