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Flabberbate

When you become so confused and flabbergasted that you just sit down on the spot and masturbate.
Girl: That was some great anal!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: BTW, I'm a guy.
Boy *sits down and flabberbates*
by Bassman150 September 16, 2011
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flabbergast

If if doesn't flabbergast the audience in the auditorium, the veterans probably won't care.
by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010
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Flabberblasting

When someone surprises someone else (usually a stranger) by fingering them. Usually
Yo, I was just Flabberblasting Monika in the hallway, she never saw it coming!
by NastySquirrel87 November 20, 2018
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flabber

The way your butt cheeks flap about when you fart.
You could never hear Lauren's farts, but when she dropped all that weight her butt flabbered loud.
by cameocady February 20, 2013
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flabbergas

skin hanging down from somebody's throat. Also means fat such as Mrs. Allen.
Mrs. Allen's flabbergas shows often when she shouts at children at lunch.
by ur nieghbor April 17, 2009
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flabberbate

When a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure. A false substitute for masturbate.
Mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate.
by Chunkyc September 15, 2006
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flabbaxed

state of being flumoxxed due to flabbergastion
by mikelucky October 28, 2003
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