Flabberbate

When you become so confused and flabbergasted that you just sit down on the spot and masturbate.

Girl: That was some great anal!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: BTW, I'm a guy.
Boy *sits down and flabberbates*

by Bassman150 September 16, 2011

flabbergast

to amaze, perplex

If if doesn't flabbergast the audience in the auditorium, the veterans probably won't care.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010

Flabberblasting

When someone surprises someone else (usually a stranger) by fingering them. Usually

Yo, I was just Flabberblasting Monika in the hallway, she never saw it coming!

by NastySquirrel87 November 20, 2018

flabber

The way your butt cheeks flap about when you fart.

You could never hear Lauren's farts, but when she dropped all that weight her butt flabbered loud.

by cameocady February 20, 2013

flabbergas

skin hanging down from somebody's throat. Also means fat such as Mrs. Allen.

Mrs. Allen's flabbergas shows often when she shouts at children at lunch.

by ur nieghbor April 17, 2009

flabberbate

When a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure. A false substitute for masturbate.

Mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate.

by Chunkyc September 15, 2006

flabbaxed

state of being flumoxxed due to flabbergastion

by mikelucky October 28, 2003