Finnish sex

The way of finnish sex is typically rough anal, always painful and involves the use of several different types of trees or nordic animals. Dressing up as Santa Clause and then raping a horde of reindeers while screaming "Ho Ho Ho" is a common practice around Christmas.

Hey Miika, wann rape that reindeer "Finnish sex" way?
Sure, so. Wait I am gonna get my costume and the tree trunk I prepared.

by Dr. Sweinstein April 17, 2011

Finnish girl

A nickname for a female Swedish midget

You're so ugly only aFinnish girl would swipe rights you on tinder

by Slippery shoe March 26, 2018

Finnish Fuckshake

When a guy first blows his load in a girls cooter, then proceeds to take a shit in it. He mixes it all up with his dick, until it is nice and blended.

Guido: "Hey, I heard that Jessica broke up with you"

Ryan: "Yeah, she was really pissed at me after I gave her the finnish fuckshake..."

Guido: "You are a fucking doucher."

by HandlessHoudiniFan August 20, 2009

Finnish sauna

When you let out a foul-smelling fart inside a car, then turn the window locks on and turn up the heat.

I just Finnish sauna'd my boyfriend and he broke up with me.

by flygrl April 8, 2011

finnish schnaps

Taking a 500ml vodka bottle or bigger. Screw the cork off and through it away. Now you are forced to drink the entire bottle becouse it is strictly forbidden to throw alcohol away

Perkele mika! Lets take a finnish schnaps!

- But we only have one bottle..

by Daniel Gunnar January 5, 2017

Finnish Recess

A sexual ordeal where 2 or more participants initiate foreplay in a cold environment (ideally a tundra or snow bank) and finish in a heated environment (ideally a sauna).

Bob and Mary got a vacation house in Tahoe and wanted to chill then spice things up with a Finnish Recess.

by JorgenTervanen April 23, 2018

finnish capitalism

On July 2nd, 2023, a Finnish man by the name of jopede went on Roblox and uploaded a hat called the Red Snapper Croc. It is on sale for 299 robux and 600 available.

The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.

*sees a group of people with pajamas and crocs on their head* ahh, finnish capitalism and its benefits

by DrShamrock July 2, 2023