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Two fingered gypsy

Two fingered gypsy is when your having sex standing face to face in missionary position and have two fingers up her nose.
I was bangin' this girl standing up and slipped her the two fingered gypsy. She was starring right at me.
by Btown kid May 20, 2013
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Uncle Robbie Two Fingered

When Uncle Robbie comes in in the middle of the night and slides in two fingers.
I was sleeping peacefully last night until I got Uncle Robbie Two Fingered.
by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020
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Phat Fingered Essex Ska

Awesome venue rockin' reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by essex's finest hippies - the New Town Kings - perfect for skanking to.
Person 1: Feel like some skanking to cheer me up....
Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*
Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*
by Ska-gal July 23, 2009
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One-fingered butt plunge

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.
Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.
by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010
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three fingered salute

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.
John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."
by Evil-Ernie June 2, 2003
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Spirit Fingered

Verb: The act of fingering a cheerleader, or fingering any girl but with excessive spirit.
After that party Friday night, I spirit fingered the head cheerleader of the varsity squad.

I was showing a lot of spirit while my fingers were sliding in and out of her.
by spiritfingerer June 22, 2011
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light-fingered

inclined to steal, larcenous
I would not trust him. He's kind of light-fingered.
by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2008
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