fignuts

A derogatory term that can be used in any situation and on anyone or anything, such as jerk, idiot or dick.

What's going on, Fignuts?

by Makrel October 1, 2003

Manny Fagnet

Straight male that attracts homosexual males.

He's always getting chatted up by gay men; he's a bit of a manny fagnet.

by Doc K September 4, 2008

bossin on my figgets

when a girl places her mouth round your cock-and-balls in a sucking manner

that puck rock beezie was bossin on my figgets like a pro

by bevins in tha congo aka j thiz November 20, 2010

fagnet

A person, in this case a female, who somehow attracts gay men. Not always in a sexual way, but in ways in which a man who was questioning their sexual orientation before meeting this person, figures out they're gay and reveal their orientation to said person before anyone else. Typically this sucks for the female, as 90% of the men that have come out to this female are very, very attractive.

Kyle: Paige, I need to tell you something. I just figured it out, and you're the first person I've told this to.

Paige: What is it?

Kyle: I'm gay.

Paige: Oh my gosh, you're the 10th person to come out of the closet to me first this past year! I'm such a fagnet!

by IisTooCute:)( June 28, 2010

fagneto

Derogitory term used by MvC2 scrubs to describe Magneto, because they can't keep up with his speedy and deadly rushdown.

Random MvC2 Scrub: Dammit! My Ryu/Ken/Akuma team should mop the floor with fagneto.

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

figet spinner

A thing everyone likes... A spinny thingy

This figet spinner is too cool it was like 5 billion bucks.

by Kitahhh April 22, 2017

britney fignut

A term used to describe one's dream woman. A big rack, easy personality, etc.

Also used to describe a really hot girl

1)I've just been single for fourteen years because i'm waiting for britney fignut to come along

2) man i just got aced in tennis because i was staring at that britney fignut on the other court

by Greg601943 April 6, 2007