faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012

Fastesfern

What you call someone who’s the coolest and most amazing person in the entire world

Guy: did you watch this year’s fantastic person contest ?
Guy2: yeah I did, no wonder the Fastesfern won !

by Vibiin February 7, 2022

tard fest

A really lame party, or any attempt at organized behavior by a bunch of tards.

Dude, no way I am going to Frankie's party, I went last week and it was a total tard fest.

by sum1jr May 22, 2009

Sausage Fest

A Place, Party Or Gathering With No Or Not Many Women.

Jimmy: Hey Lets Go Crash Angies Party.

Chad: Hell Naw, I Heard Its A Total Sausage Fest Over There!

by Thee Glacier August 19, 2009

cringe-fest

Cringing on a large scale.

We went to the concert, they were so bad, it was a cringe-fest.

by PowerHM April 20, 2011

Wreck fest

Mostly common in racing series such as NASCAR and Formula 1 (aka F1). This happens on some tracks during races where the cars are close together and drivers misjudge how close the cars are. Thus, resulting in one big wreck after another. It can also result in only a few cars being taken out of the race instead of seven cars at once.

Did you watch the race on TV yesterday? It was a freakin' wreck fest out there!

by TravelingGuy October 8, 2011

molest fest

Typically seen in a Wall of Death/Mosh Pit attempt Fall Out Boy concerts, Yellowcard concerts. Instead of the normal punching, pushing, and trampling you get these little bitch slaps and soft touch of pushes and the typical crouch grab and rub.

You see the Yellowcard wall of death video? Its a fucking molest fest...

by Drew "The March 6, 2008