forgive and forget

Be a cunt with people and think you can get away with it

I can always forgive and forget

by Bbrrrj February 13, 2018

Forgetful Lucy Day

Forgetful Lucy Day is celebrated every October 13th, in honor of the date on which Lucy Whitmore had her terrible car accident.

From the film "50 First Dates", Lucy Whitmore (Drew Barrymore) now lives out every day believing that it is still October 13th.

Couples and friends can celebrate Forgetful Lucy Day by pretending they've never met before, buying a pineapple, watching "50 First Dates", and sending each other walrus-themed cards.

Darren - Good morning babes, Happy Forgetful Lucy Day!

Geraldine - AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Who are you and what are you doing in my bed!!!!!!!!

by malarky2020 November 5, 2009

forget yourself

to act boldly or arrogantly. Phrase used to humble a person.

I believe you forget yourself sir!

by dudeperson3 January 18, 2009

Forgetful

...sorry what was the word again?

....wha? hmm? ohhhhh.....

by callinghome November 2, 2004

forgetabilia

The word first arose in 1996 when I was talking to a New York City lawyer whose office was cluttered with memorabilia.

Some people like to collect memorabilia. I like to throw away forgetabilia.

by Goodmalood December 12, 2008

terrestrial ferret

Where a man lays on the ground with a soft pens and allows it to erect like a plant growing. Once hard, the woman runs around uncontrollably while frequently sucking and allowing the "plant" to penetrante her.

I'm totally going to mess with my girlfriend tonight, we're going to terrestrial ferret.

by Consicle November 29, 2014

Grape Ferret

The fake taste of imitation grape flavored medicines and drinks, with a dirty fur aftertaste.

That cough medicine tastes like a grape ferret.

by Ronrants April 10, 2019