auto-fellaciatic digestion

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

Feldered

To have ones head farted on in epic and hilarious fashion.

That was hilarious. Dude, he farted on your head so hard he almost crapped. You got so Feldered.

by eflatus September 18, 2009

magicfingers feldman

A guitar player that mesmerizes the audience into a trance, some may think that their beer was laced.

That magicfingers feldman had me trippin balls on that lead.

by GR8BENWA October 9, 2008

fucking fell in the snow

Expression used to quickly explain a terrible night or situation when it truly sucked.

Dude how was your night.
Fucking fell in the snow

by anon2248 January 16, 2011

John Feldmann

A really awesome guy. if you don't know who he his, don't talk to me.

Person 1: "John Feldmann is my idol!"
Person 2: "dude same"

by just another hopeless fangirl December 8, 2014

Lord Fellaini

Nickname for the best player in football's history, most talented and skilled, Marouane Fellaini. He is often called a God of football, impressing with every single minute on the pitch. And he has the best hairstyle ever.

"OMG! How the fuck someone can miss that? Normal for Lord Fellaini"
"Lord Fellaini strikes again! Only two broken noses this time!"
"Man Utd really pays this man?"

by luciensias July 16, 2018

we fell in love in october

my favorite song of girl in red and prob on my october to do list

-Why do you love October so much?
-Because we fell in love in october

by no shitttt September 30, 2022