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Setting the Feldman

Being adequate, satisfactory or normal in any characteristic, circumstance or scenario. The only exception is for good looks, for which the Feldman sets the highest standard, almost unachievable by regular human beings.

In law, the standard of the Reasonably Prudent Feldman has replaced the now outdated Negligence standard.
I got a C on my test today; my professor said I really set the Feldman on it.

I came in 5th out of 10 bowlers in my tournament, and took home the Feldman award.

I've got a decent job, a mid-sized suburban home, a wife and 2.5 kids - I'm really setting the Feldman right now.

Wow, things really got out of hand there for a while! But things are finally starting to return to Feldman again....

DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL AT THE BAR?! There' s no way I even have a chance with her...she totally sets the Feldman!
by Lil' Rank November 5, 2011
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Bye, Felisha!

The CORRECT way to say or spell Bye, Felisha. It means to get someone out of your face and is used for people you don’t care enough about to listen to. Everyone who spells it Bye, Felicia is spelling it wrong.
Chick 1: I stole your man but you can have him back!
Chick 2: He’s yours now. Bye, Felisha!
by ByeFelisha0414 August 18, 2019
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fedspeak

Also known at "Greenspeak."A way of answering questions that actually says nothing at all. The person engaging in fedspeak will use technical jargon and every method of syntax destruction they can think of. Alan Greenspan, the master of this method, would testify in front of Congress and when a Senator asked him a question he didn't want to answer he would simply use fedspeak. After about 5 minutes, he would stop and the Senator would move on, thinking that he had answered the question.
A:WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAR?
B: "Modest preemptive action can obviate the need of more drastic actions at a later date and that could destabilize the economy" (Alan Greenspan)
A:Oh, thank goodness for that reassuring fedspeak, I had thought you just crashed my car into a dumpster.
by Adam Smith Fan March 30, 2008
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Feldman frotteurism

A specialised form of frotteurism which is performed in art galleries during a busy exhibition. The Feldman frotteur will then scrape his secretions from his y-fronts and add them to his paints. Usually done by aging yellow-haired ex-hippies.
So why were you put on the sex offenders' register?

I was caught committing Feldman frotteurism.
by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006
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felisha

A person who reflects Christ through their actions and voice. Beautiful both on the inside and out. A person who believes in others when he or she is completely at rock bottom. Faithful till the end in trust, love, friendship. Totally an AMAZING PERSON! With out a person like Felisha life would be miserable!
A little bit of Felisha makes the world a good place. A lot of Felisha makes the world a great place!
by Rockyoursox May 19, 2009
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feldergarb

An alternate spelling of felgercarb.. A euphemism for "crap" in the Colonial vernacular; also used to mean garbage or nonsense. This word originated in the Science Fiction series Battlestar Galactica (1978) and was one of the expletives created to get swearing past the censors.
Starbuck: You certainly have a way of cutting through the feldergarb.
by catdeville December 21, 2014
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Feedswiping

Purposeless and endless swiping of feeds on social media platforms in order to pass time
A: Hey, could you please put the phone down? I'm talking to you!

B: Sorry! I was just feedswiping.
by trapiezo May 4, 2020
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