beasting and feasting

when you are a savage at everything

solomon was beasting and feasting yesterday

by straight savage1234 July 15, 2016

Owl Feast

A meal that you have late at light/really early in the morning (between midnight and 3am).
This feast is usually had by bartenders, graveyard shift workers or people who stay awake more often during the night than the day.
This meal can be anything from breakfast to dinner, as long as its a meal, not a snack.

Bartender#1: "fuck those customers were assholes tonight, glad i finished at 230am. im hungry, lets go have an Owl Feast!!"
Bartender #2: "hell yeah! im starving!!"
Bartender#1: "Golden Century it is!"

by bartendernumberone April 12, 2010

Rat Feasting

An annual competition that is held in the vast deserts of Nevada, right next to the infamous Area 51. On September 20th, 2019, a Rat Feasting Competition was held at the gate to Area 51. The guards were visibly shaken at thousands of people munching on rats were seen slowly marching towards them.

There is also a theory that this festival started Covid-19 but multiple attenders denied this claim.

Guy 1 : "Did you go Rat Feasting again?"

Guy 2 : *Munching on a couple rats*

Guy 1 : "Goddamnit."

by MemeBuster3641 October 22, 2020

Meat Feast

Probably one of the best things that you can buy at Pizza Hut. This pizza is topped with spicy pork, ham, pepperoni and spicy beef.

Best enjoyed with a cool beer.

Despite just being told he had high cholesterol, high blood pressure and that triple bypass surgery was quite likely, Fat-Boy knew that only a Meat Feast could cheer him up.

by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005

king of feasts

a man who loves cunnilingus

"Why does he always have women, he's a skinny little fucker?"

"Because he's king of feasts, dude."

by golden touch May 19, 2009

microwavable feast

noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.

"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"

by Command post Captains November 7, 2009

Hag Feast

A group of women discussing and enjoying gossip

They stood around the water cooler having a hag feast on the latest office gossip.

by Kit_Kat_0 March 31, 2010