negativity fountain

1. One who has so much negativity built up inside that they practically spew negativity/negative like a fountain spews water.

2. One who makes rude comments towards another without being provoked.

3. One whos only method of feeling better is to try making you feel as shitty or shittier than they do.

Leo: stfu.
Leo: srsly, ur dumbbb!!!
Tom: "u are just a fucking negativity fountain these days!l"

OR

Jack: "I'm on vacation all week!"
Jill: "It'll probably rain."
Jack: "well at least i got my paycheck today."
Jill: "but ur car insurance is due and u owe me 40 bucks!"
Jack: "you don't have to be such a negativity fountain!"

by the_penguin July 4, 2009

hopeless fountain kingdom

Halsey's second studio album. Short form is HFK. The album's most famous song is Now or Never.

Stefi:Have you heard any tracks from Hopeless Fountain Kingdom?
Tyler:Yeah, one hell of an album!

by FuckingFucker. August 12, 2017

funtertainment

Entertainment that's actually fun. A combination of two exciting things into a conglomerate of awesome.

Hey Lauren, this Harry Potter shit is some pretty good funtertainment when you're stoned. Jen is on the floor cracking up.

by mvolfman March 21, 2010

fountain dining hall shit

the shit that happens 5 minutes after you eat at the esteemed fountain dining hall at NCSU

Man Bo-Vice i just got done eating like 5 minutes ago and now i guess its time for the fountain dining hall shit

by dasjfhsaduifha September 7, 2007

fountain drink

A soft drink that you usually get from fast food places. It is a combanation of chemicals that make it taste fresher.

"Damn, I left my fountain drink out for so long that all the ice has melted"

by Wade666 April 6, 2008

funtle

A social network to find loose women in Arkansas who like to get funtled.

Cletus: Hi, I found that you on Funtle and was wondering if you wanted to hookup.
Earlene: I'm always DTF, come over and funtle me right now!

by mehmetsen June 14, 2011

Fountainable

Technically farmable but really not.

Tool of scummy mobile game publishers.

Publisher: SSM is finally fountainable!
User: No it's not, fuck you.

by BearCode April 7, 2021