fassing

Doing something in a very ineffective or lazy manner. Or not doing anything in particular.

John: "What you up to?"
Fred: "Just fassing around"

by Fred15 October 4, 2005

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Fauciism

Continually demanding draconian and largely ineffective health safety measures despite any economic consequences.

The restauranteur was adamant that requiring people to wear two masks while eating was nothing more than fauciism at its finest.

by Avenger2.0 April 20, 2021

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A person who is neither an emo nor an asian, but pretends to be both. They've made sad attempts at an emo swoop as well as trying super hard on their math hw. They also try to hang out with others who are both emo & asian, yet because they are just a wanna-be caucasian, they don't fit in. Usually fasian femos are named Nick.

Guy: Nick, why are you wearing tight pants & only hanging w/ Asians
Nick: Cuz I am an Asian Emo, GOSH!
Guy: More like a FASIAN FEMO!!!!

by Daria my Mom November 10, 2008

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Fasincrap

v. the act of craping ones self when they see something fascinating.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that!"

Guy 2: "Yea i just fasincrapped myself!"

by Markyballs May 24, 2011

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fapsimile

Masturbating to pornography which features someone who bears a strong resemblance to another person you would like to fuck, or see fucked. Often used with/on celebrities or people one knows in real life. Often involves a series of increasingly specific, and increasingly long search strings on internet porn sites.

See also, doppleganger.

"I found a reasonable fapsimile of my ex on Pornhub, and I've been fapping all day to it, because I erased all our homemade porn like an idiot"

"Katy Perry has not made a sex tape, but you can find a reasonable fapsimile on the internet"

by UrVile February 15, 2019

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