A faucet so sparkly as to arouse people into pleasure when using it.
It was exciting to look at, but fun to use.
It cleaned dirt and even cum off of you.
It was exciting to look at, but fun to use.
It cleaned dirt and even cum off of you.
by GregNelson29 March 30, 2023
Where a woman places her bits under a warm running faucet in the bathtub so that the stream of water hits her clit just so.
by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021
A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.
by translantic01 June 26, 2011
by Mr . Plumber May 07, 2022
As defined as "the sexual act of a girl/guy giving a guy a rim job while twisting on the mans dick with both hands as if in the act to stop a leak"
Trav was super horned up last night and met a guy and gave him the rusty faucet, he really needs to wash him mouth after that.
by Jed12345$$& May 21, 2017
Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.
by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009
Someone who talks like they know everything about anything but the only thing that comes out is pure shit.
by captain_canuck July 22, 2005