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Fattire

Clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. Typical fashion includes Track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases...bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.
Fat Fred: Fuck this clothing store I cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy ass!

Store Associate: Perhaps youd like to peruse our Plus sizes where we have a wide variety of Fattire.

Fat Fred: I havent seen my penis in so long I consider it MIA.
by bwatson December 30, 2007
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by jacker October 29, 2005
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fatties

1. Used to define, 2 or more fat people (usually women) waddling together.
Plural of fattie

2. The name given, when describing the horrific train ride you had today, when the person on either side of you, and possible in front of you, invade your personal space, and sat on your lap. They claim it is not intentional, but if you’re that fat, you should walk to work, and not allow your fattie legs to rest on me.
1.
Jim : Are we having an earthquake ?
Brad : No, there are just 5 fatties coming towards us.

2.
Peter : Hey man, what happened to you, you look kinda flat ?
Sam : I had these two fatties sitting next to me today, and they were so fat, they could not fit in their seat. So they hat to sit on me, with their fat legs.
Peter : Will you be ok ?
Sam : Yeah, I had to go through a decontamination.
by DrSnow April 19, 2005
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packing fatties

When one puts a huge sized pinch of dip into their bottle lip, causing ones lip to look fat and packed.
"Hey Johnson what's that in your lip, you get punched or something"
"Nah man I'm just packing a FATTIE"
"🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸"
"Packing Fatties"
by Grizzlywinter March 25, 2016
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Stack O Fatties

Stack O Fatties also known as a “Pig Pile
When you have 3 fat women to fuck at the same time you need to stack them on top of each other starting with the heaviest fattie on the bottom thus giving you the ability to reposition between the 3 at will.
Mike: Hey Cameron where did Erik go?
Cameron: He just left with 3 fat women, I think he is going for a stack o fatties.
Mike: Oh hell ya, Erik is the MAN!
by Mr Shocker May 1, 2008
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fattie

noun
1. an obese female, usually ugly
2. a marijuana cigarette

adj.
something larger and/or more impressive than average
noun
1. Last night I got drunk and hooked up with a fattie.
2. Mike and I smoked a couple fatties before the show.

adj
Check out the new fattie rims on my ride!
by gobygoat February 13, 2003
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anti-fatite

Dan was ann anti-fatite when he made a comment about the obese womans figure.
by matt September 15, 2004
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