Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!
by vivezplus April 29, 2007
Get the fasturbation mug.A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.
"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
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n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
Get the MASTERbater mug.Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.
"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."
by Locke Kole November 5, 2009
Get the Flusterbate mug.The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".
Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!
by Surazal February 1, 2004
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