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An "article", usually online, that pretends to be informative but is full of hot air. They are often written by people who sound like they know what they are talking about, but are full of so much false information that they stink.
1) I read a gardening farticle claiming this native plant is invasive, so they clearly don't know the definition of an invasive species.
2) That "scientific" farticle referenced studies that actually had nothing to do with the topic.
Farticle by TwistedNoggin May 29, 2024
It means you fit the characteristics of someone who smells like a fart, first name starts with the letter K, and has the build of a particle.
Bra ur genuinely a farticle like it’s not even funny.

Farticle' 

Fart-e-clay

the particles of flatulence.

see also fart particles, farticles.
Connor left farticle' on the computer chair! It gave us pink eye!
Farticle' by Jordie Muska February 15, 2009

Farticle Collider 

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart
those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here
Farticle Collider by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009

farticle accelerator 

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.
Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)