Farticles

Gas particles emitted from one's bottom, usually causing a foul taste in some poor bystander's mouth.

Glenn: Gross, dood! Was that you?!
Tim: Yeah, I've been on Montezuma's hit list ever since I ate from that taco bus.
Glenn: Ugh! I can totally taste your farticles!

by Calihoma July 21, 2009

Farticle

1. An article from any source which after having been read, makes the reader want to fart.

2. A fake article (no such thing)

3. A "Fart Tickle", usually induced by a small bit of watery shit or diaria. It leaves you with the unfresh fealing of not having wiped good enough (blame the parents for not teaching properly, and Taco Bell for contributing to more than their fair share...)

After reading a farticle, I had a farticle.

by Davo66 September 18, 2003

farticles

Particles of fecal matter that are expelled through the anus and suspended in surrounding air

That man just passed gas while my mouth was open and I think I tasted some farticles.

by rubysue419 September 26, 2014

Farticles

A very cold Fart that sounds like a Cow mooing and smells Minty

Your fart smells Minty it must me a FARTICLE. Farticles

by freedy5601eatcowsmoo October 09, 2009

farticles

The particles released when you fart.

I'm smelling some raunchy farticles

by peprikaspice February 28, 2011

Farticle Collider

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart

those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here

by pyrosk8r45 April 01, 2009

farticle accelerator

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

by Ian Akori May 21, 2008