fart

A smelly gas produced from someone's back side, this can be faked by sticking your tounge out and blowing. This technique can be used to drive someone to the brink of insanity.

Person 1: "Now I just have to defuse this bomb and-"
Person 2: * makes fake fart noise*
Person 1: "Will you stop?!!!" * accidentally cuts wrong wire*
Bomb:BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lorenzo Mortelli April 06, 2007

fart

a gassy substance that exits your butthole into the surrounding area, causing a smelly odor.

marina: maryy i gotta fartttt
mary: again? this is the 5th time today if you fart again everyone will die and the world and universe will pop-
**fart**
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
**world and universe pops**
**blood particles spread around the space**

by farts_and_sharts96 May 02, 2022

fart

Foul-smelling gas coming from your rear-end.

"I smell a fart, ew!" says Lydia. "That was me" exclaims Jenny

by I know about farts! I am smart January 06, 2021

fart

Verb: Cutting the cheese

Oh shit, who cut the cheese?

by Noah Mittman January 13, 2005

fart

a turd with all the shit scraped off

gassss from your ass

by jim September 16, 2004

fart

releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus

so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good

by stan March 16, 2005

fart

A gaseous combustion released by the anus that often sounds and smells like your mom.

"That fool deserves a fart in his freakin face"

by brince of egypt December 16, 2005