fart

A smelly gas produced from someone's back side, this can be faked by sticking your tounge out and blowing. This technique can be used to drive someone to the brink of insanity.
Person 1: "Now I just have to defuse this bomb and-"
Person 2: * makes fake fart noise*
Person 1: "Will you stop?!!!" * accidentally cuts wrong wire*
Bomb:BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lorenzo Mortelli July 20, 2008
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fart

Foul-smelling gas coming from your rear-end.
"I smell a fart, ew!" says Lydia. "That was me" exclaims Jenny
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fart

a gassy substance that exits your butthole into the surrounding area, causing a smelly odor.
marina: maryy i gotta fartttt
mary: again? this is the 5th time today if you fart again everyone will die and the world and universe will pop-
**fart**
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
**world and universe pops**
**blood particles spread around the space**
by farts_and_sharts96 May 1, 2022
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fart

a turd with all the shit scraped off
gassss from your ass
by jim September 15, 2004
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fart

releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus
so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good
by stan October 15, 2006
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fart

A gaseous combustion released by the anus that often sounds and smells like your mom.
"That fool deserves a fart in his freakin face"
by brince of egypt December 28, 2005
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