fabricateur

A researcher who fabricates data. A person betraying the very purpose of science and putting at risk the careers of her/his colleagues, students, and friends by pretending to obtain evidence from the world when in fact they are making it all up.

Diederik Stapel, a famous fabricateur, pretended to collect data for years but was just typing it all in.

by Specimen1968 September 10, 2013

kindly go fornicate with a cactus

an elaborate and/or fancy way to tell someone to fuck a cactus

person: Han didn't shoot first
you: kindly go fornicate with a cactus

by randomweirdoontheinternet May 29, 2019

garmicate

To abscond the rectal thermometers of a higher deity.

In the process of garmicating, Johnny forgot that it makes Zeus angry. And then, he exploded into a cloud of outright hatred and silliness and mango pants

by DoctorFunkenstein June 24, 2004

Fornicate

A fancy word for sex. Seriously. They use it in the bible.

Dude 1: I was reading the bible the other day and it said something funny.
Dude 2: what did it say?
Dude 1: 'Thou shalt not fornicate'

by Netballchick786 May 14, 2014

fornicate

impolite term for fuck, mostly in urban ghettos and in windsor, connecticut.

~hey homes, wha a fuck up?
~fuckn a nuttin, dawg. but ize gettin some big boned ho ta fornicate wiff at half 6 ta nite !

by fucwad January 3, 2004

fornicate rotted meat

What Ogre wants you to do. As commanded in the song "Spasmolytic"

swirling tastes, fornicate rotted meat

by jayjaybolony October 11, 2007

Fornicate

To Have sex with someone.. Flat out Fuck someone

Having sex with someone. Fucking your girl .

by Chavez October 2, 2004