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Back-Hand Fantail

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Luxurious form of male masturbation.

Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.

Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.

Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.

Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.

Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.
Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?

Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.

Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.

Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?

Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.

Hayden: Living large!
by M Dogg Diggity April 28, 2009
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fantastabit

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an impossibly large number of bits
i have a fantastabit internet connection at home
by Greg Dalforno July 28, 2008
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Fantail Liberty

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The act of fooling yourself into thinking you've had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.
Step 1 : At at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.

Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.

Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.

Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!

-Fantail Liberty
by BlackCancer October 23, 2009
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Fantasdik

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Gemma: What's wrong with that? It's fantasdik!
by GEMMA! May 14, 2019
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facebook fantasizing

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obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.
Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!

Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...
by bigmissy April 16, 2010
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fantasmagoric

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A combination of "fantastic", "orgasmic", and "magic"
Man, Kristy's eggs are fantasmagoric!
by Kristymcj August 21, 2006
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Fantasias

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A brand of cigarette produced by Nat Sherman. The cigarettes are different colors, as opposed to white, and the filters are gold. Cigarette colors include pink, blue, red, green, and yellow. These cigarettes are also made with good, additive free tobacco so that they are not as bad as regular cigarettes.
Joe: Get me a pack of Fantasias please.

Clerk: Those are the colorful ones, right?

Joe: Yes.
Joe: Get me a pack of Fantasias please.

Clerk: Those are the colorful ones, right?

Joe: Yes.
by Joe Equals Zero. November 19, 2006
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