family

Individuals with whom you share common ancestry, who will repeatedly screw you over (usually monetarily) throughout your life using the phrase, "c'mon, we're family," and who will also make you feel horrible for asking favors (usually monetarily) from them, also using the phrase, "c'mon, we're family."

Hey, I'm $500 behind on my rent. Do you think you can help me get by? C'mon, we're family!

How dare you ask me to give you a blow job?! C'mon, we're family!

by kuromi-sama November 15, 2009

family

Bunch of people to whom you turn to when tou are in need of... cash.

"i don't know if i can come, i need to ask my mom first"

by the alpha male May 13, 2005

family

People who get into your buisness and live in the same house as you who your stuck with for the rest of your life till you move out. The worst thing is, sometimes you have to talk to them. :O

God my family sucks.

by Danielle April 22, 2005

family

A group of annoying random people that supposedly "gave birth to you" even though everyone knows that we were made by flying spaghetti monsters. They annoy you and make sure that you're "okay" even though you can take care of yourself.

My family was tormenting me about cutting my veins.

by Shoot Me Down October 5, 2005

Family

Another term for anyone that is a part of the lgbt community.

“The fact that I saw him in a gay bar satisfies any suspicion that I had; of course he’s family.”

by Mervyn80 November 8, 2019

Family

A family is a group of people who are related or who treat each other as if they are related, connected not only by blood, but also by heart and soul.

The Shadowhunters cast is a family, in every sense of the word

The Shadowhunters Cast is a family because they treat each other like they are related.

by Taylor_84 June 7, 2016

Family

The source of Vin Diesels power.
The burden of Kevin from home alone
These 2 will fight to the death to determine if family will live or die.

Nothing is impossible with family

by DirtyDowgg December 2, 2021