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faceboobing

Trolling through Facebook looking for sweet cleavage pics.
"Who is the chick in that picture, she's got a sweet rack!?"

"I have no idea, I just found it while I was faceboobing."
by mc dc September 19, 2009
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Faceball Bat

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.
"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."
by willers222 December 18, 2008
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faceboob

to look through added friends or friends of friends pictures in hopes of finding great bikini pictures. Albums named Beach are prime areas for this activity
I added Dolly as a friend last night, I hope she accepts! With a rack like that i cant wait to faceboob her!
by redkaw February 24, 2010
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Facebbatical

When you take time out from Facbeook because you realise its ruining your life. A Facebook Sabbatical.
I'm taking a Facebbatical. I can't handle seeing pics of my ex keep flagging up in my friend feed.
by vickysimmons January 24, 2009
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facebomb

A meme that involves isolating one face within a group photo and photoshopping it over every person’s face.
Person A: Someone guy behind us photobombed our beach pic, but his face was so hilarious that I photoshopped it on all of our faces.

Person B: OMG no way let me see!

*shows*

Person B: DUDE what an awesome facebomb, get that on 4chan ASAP!
by chromechisel49 April 14, 2011
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facebanking

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook
'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
by daniel75iv August 4, 2012
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Faceblogging

Pretty much when somebody treats the online social networking site Facebook as a blog. The Faceblogger really doesn't understand the fact that Facebook's purpose is to keep in touch with friends, not to constantly update their status about how boring their day was and then how much they love their boyfriend/girlfriend.
Unfortunately most Facebloggers tend to be female, with the exception of some totally narcissistic, self centered, "My life is important", males who just want everybody to know how awesome that 10 person party they threw in their basement was.
Facebloggers are annoying, if you look at their profiles all you will see is posts from them, as it's obvious no one wants to talk to them. They also tend to use poor grammar at first but then learn that the more legible they write, the easier it is for people to read about their useless lives.
Annoying female post #1 10:52 PM: "Ugh, can life get any worse?? Work in the morning" (Normal post, nothing unusual)

Annoying Female Post #2 10:54 PM: "Lol, watching scrubs reruns" (Yes, same person, different post. Both within 2 minutes of each other"

AFP #3 11:00 PM: "I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. Fuck you, you're all bastards and I fucking hate you ALL" (Notice how bipolar the Faceblogger is, they do NOT know how to handle their feelings)

AFP #4 11:04 PM "And after allllllll, you're my wonder walllllllllllllllll, love yah johnny" (Now they seem to have completley forgotten what upset them 4 minutes before and they are now quoting the only song by Oasis they know and is exclaiming their love to their boyfriend whom they have been dating for a week)

AFP #19 11:30 PM "AHHHHH, I LOVE CREED." (They tend not to listen to good music)

You now know what the enemy is, if you have a Faceblogger or person who is Faceblogging on your Facebook, KILL IT.
by IHateBloggers September 21, 2009
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