failogeny

any phylogeny that is incorrect because the person creating the phylogeny failed and did not use correct information

My professor drew a failogeny when he decide to say mice or outside of the clade containing primates and carnivorans

by leftisthominid February 18, 2011

FailWagon

A cousin of the "failboat." Another term used by internetites in an attempt to express superiority.

Person 1: "LOL anyone see the kungfu panda moovie?/"

Person 2: "You fail and this topic is your failwagon. Gtfo."

by Mr. McKeigue August 6, 2008

failover

Describes something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

"My god," exclaimed Redders, "I've had a complete and utter failover!"

The 'over' part can be preceded by any word relating to the situation eg "beerover" (spilling of alchohol), "birdover" (woman trouble) or "leanover" (actually that's completely different.

by Burtover September 26, 2003

Fanilow

A woman, usually 40+ years of age, who is completely and unexplainably obsessed with Barry Manilow.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Oh my gosh, why is she listening to Barry Manilow?! I can't stand him!"

Person 2: "She's a dedicated Fanilow..."

Example 2:
Person 1: "What are you doing this weekend?"

Person 2: "My aunt is dragging me to a Barry Manilow concert..."

Person 1: "Haha! Sucks to be you! I don't have any Fanilows in my family."

by BrookieViv February 15, 2009

failopotamus

n. One who fails so much and in such a way that they can be compared to as a huge failing animal.

"Dude, have you heard the new Puddle of Mudd CD?"
"Man, you are such a failopotamus!"

by ep1c. May 5, 2008

Failorida

A certain peninsular state In America known as Florida which has gone downhill politically in many ways. The infamous chad snafu 2000 United States presidential election. Widely known by it's inhabitants for political corruption.

Failorida: The infamous chad snafu 2000 United States presidential election. The state is widely known by it's inhabitants and others for having serious political corruption.

by Danger Diabolik! November 14, 2011

fallows

Highly Intelligent being. Highly desirable mate.

I wish I was a Fallows.

by Tony johnson October 1, 2003