a chris farley

When a persons life spirals out of control due to drugs, drinking and non-stop partying - usually resulting in death. His hangers-on and leeches let it happen, as long as he keeps buying or dies.

Named after one of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starring in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. He was later resurrected for a distasteful Dish Network commercial which also featured his faded comedian friend Kevin Spade.

Friend - Damn, I can't believe Nick is gone? He did a Chris Farley and OD'd.
Leech - Yeah...., It was a Great Party Though!

by StoryAtEleven January 11, 2010

Farley

When your age is 18+ and you still get given everything from your parents.

That kid is such a Farley.

by Adalia June 3, 2018

Farley

A type of pillow biter. A man who enjoys having anal sex with other men. A Farley also has a habit of poking guys with his erection while they are asleep.

That guy was busted fucking some other guy on the bonnet of his car. What a farley!

by Boofa May 12, 2006

fadey

Adjective describing a noun that is often unreliable or fades easily.

Fadey is an easy word to spell.
He did not pick me up from school, though he said that he would. He is so fadey.

by Fade master July 18, 2006

farley dollar

(adj.) Afflicted with an unusually narrow penis that is prone to premature or spontaneous ejaculation

His girlfriend broke up with him when she found out he was farley dollar.

by Mik C August 27, 2003

faleyshio

the female version of a blow job or ate out

guy1: she is so fine
guy2: id give her a faleyshio

by gentle j February 26, 2011

kelsey farley

A ratchet hoe who likes to fuck everyone's boyfriend. She wears her younger sisters clothes to show off her celulite infested assets and She barely knows how to spell her first name.

Person a: "you see that blonde girl, flirting with Jen's boyfriend?
person b: "yeah I know she looks like a Kelsey Farley"

by Your angel July 24, 2014