crusty facemask

When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.

"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "

"That bitch."

"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."

by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010

Wookie Facemask

A sexual act, in which the male prepares in advance by shaving off his pubic hair - keeping it in a location near by. At the conclusion of oral intercourse, the male ejects his load on the recipient's face. He then scrambles frantically for the pubic hair and then throws it on the recipient's semen covered face. The pubic hair will stick, resembling the famous Star Wars character Chewbacca, a Wookie. If able to, roar like a wookie as loud as possible.

Broguy, I totally gave her a Wookie FaceMask last night.

Together: *WOOKIE ROAR*

by d0ct0rfill December 21, 2017

fucksmack

A person who is a total dumbass.

Jay mead is a dildonian fucksmack.

by Jay Mead October 25, 2003

Facespace

The generalization of Facebook, Myspace, or other Social Networking website.

"Hey girl, what you up?"
"Oh, just lookin at the facespace for hot guys."

by Steven Daves September 9, 2007

facestalker

When your on facebook and you look at your friends friends that you dont know and look through thier pictures and read thier comments or wall to walls and their profile.

"So I was facestalking that girl brenna today"

"omg what a facestalker!"

"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."

"savannah and luisa facestalk me"

by Luisa and Savannah August 24, 2008

facespacetwitten

vwhen one is using facebook, myspace, and twitter all at once.

I have a new friend request on myspace, a new status comment on facebook, and a new follower on Twitter; therefore, I am facespacetwitten.

by fromthesea December 2, 2009

rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.

Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot

by Iron Madein September 25, 2007