Facebalker

1) A term reffering to someone who uses Facebook to stalk others (noun) can also be used as an adjective (Your a Facebalker) or a verb (Im gonna do some Facebalking)

2) A person who throws up on other people's faces, also a verb of the act of throwing up on someones face (I just got facebalked on!)

"Be careful what you put, that Zane is a FACEBALKER"
"Hey I hear Cindy broke up with Matt... I might go Facebalk her now"

"ahhh man I jsut facebalked someone, she aint gonna bang me now :/"
"Dude you facebalked her?!?!?! oucchh!! man, good luck banging ANYONE when they find out your a FACEBALKER :P"

by Chocolateaddict July 24, 2009

facebooked it

the act of shortening your words of speech to facebook form. to make it like you were writing it on facebook! (ie: wtf, lmao, etc...)

"what the F#&$!?!... ahhh man, i should've facebooked it so my daughter wouldn't have heard me!"

by sunnysmile February 25, 2010

Facebooked

When someone forgets to log all the way out of facebook, or has their computer set to auto log in and allowes someone else to use the computer. The user then vandalizes the owners facebook. usually with status changes proclaiming homosexuality, but anything on facebook is fair game.

Friend, "so you finally came out of the closet?"
Owner, "Wait, what?"
Friend, "I saw it on your facebook, you have a boyfriend now."
Owner, "fuck, Dan facebooked me again."

by AVDeefoz January 20, 2011

Facebooked

When you masterbate to pictures off of Facebook.

That picture of sharon at the beach in the two piece got so Facebooked last night!

by wstcst August 9, 2010

Facebooked

To share something on Facebook.

I just Facebooked this Youtube video.

by MattC1977 December 4, 2010

Facebooked

To overtly, covertly, and/or coercively attempt to induce you to give your personal information to data miners and indirectly to stalkers, psychos and the secret police.

"I'd get a discount if I sign up for a store card, but I'm afraid I'll be facebooked"

by Non Dehyo October 16, 2012

Facebooked

getting caught doing something or saying something u dont want other people to find out about

Guy 1:i was tryin to get wit another girl on facebook nd my girlfriend caught me

Guy 2: B you got Facebooked!

by MC ShadowOfDeath November 15, 2007