Fortnight

for a span of two weeks.

He informed me he would be away for a fortnight.

by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024

Fortnight

When a person with an actual life attempts to spell Fortnite. Do not ever research this forbidden demonic entity they name "Fortnite". Legend tells that upon laying eyes on such a foul beast, thy mind shall turn to liquid, and thy maidens shall forsake thy side.

Jim: Bob.. Bob, I searched up Fortnite

Bob: Oh dear lord...

Jim: What does this mean for me, Bob?

Bob: Thy name tarnished, thou shalt face punishment unto the final star diminishes of light.

Jim: nvm I searched Fortnight

Bob: Oh thank god

by wtf do I write in here bro August 4, 2024

Fortnight

Congrats you either spelt a game name wrong or are a major swifty, if neither, use a normal dictionary

Guy 1: You this dude spelt Fortnite Wrong!
Guy 2: Really how did he spell it?
Guy 1: He said Fortnight instead of Fortnite
Guy 2: if we’re speaking then how do you know he made the spelling error?
Guy 1: Idk
Guy 2: Did you just abbreviate I don’t know outside of text?
Guy 1: probs
Guy 2: I dunno why we’re still friends

by Tdnnu February 23, 2025

Fortnight Stand

Fourteen consecutive days of casual relations with a man/woman where upon on the fifteenth sunrise, both participants high five and part ways.

Joe- "I got laid fourteen nights in a row."
Jake- "Dude, a fortnight stand."

Taylor- "I'm only looking for a fortnight stand."

by Allen395 November 7, 2010

Fortnight player

A fortnight player is some one who has all the time in the world and tends to use it playing a stupid video game instead of doing something useful

Hi I am a fortnight player and I waste my time playing a stupid game

by The awesome M October 16, 2018

Fortnight kid

a fortnight kid, typical age range around 7-15, is a kid or teenager that plays fortnight, like, too much fortnight. common stereotypes being smelly, stupid, not financially aware, annoying, spoiled, rude, terrible at roasting or overall weird.

“haha, look, its the fortnight kid!”

fortnight kid:

“ waaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa look at me stupid on my ps5 with cheeto fingys cussing my mama out for v bucks waaaaaa waaaaaa”

by SimpyWimpy !! April 10, 2023

Fortnight of Raging

Drinking every single day for 2 weeks

Libby - "The past 24 hours are the longest I've been sober in like two weeks"
Henry - "Damn. Solid fortnight of raging"

by Penguin Waffle October 11, 2011