We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
by PORGSSSS October 18, 2023
Ronan is a very special person. He is kind, he is positive, he is supportive, he is loving and he is absolutely beautiful.
He is a person that is like a butterfly, other people can see his beautiful and amazing colors but he never really sees it the way others do. He never thinks he is beautiful even though he always is.
When Ronan trusts you, do not ruin this. Sometimes he has a hard time trusting people in a short term. But once he does, you are a very special person to him. He will most likely give you the second chance you don’t deserve when you mess it up but that’s the way he is.
If it comes to love, he is very careful. He loves to be loved. And even though he never really says it, he needs love and affection.
At the moment he actually says that he is in love with you or that he loves you. He really does. And at the moment you give him your heart, he will be so careful with it and he wouldn’t do anything to break it.
He is a person that is like a butterfly, other people can see his beautiful and amazing colors but he never really sees it the way others do. He never thinks he is beautiful even though he always is.
When Ronan trusts you, do not ruin this. Sometimes he has a hard time trusting people in a short term. But once he does, you are a very special person to him. He will most likely give you the second chance you don’t deserve when you mess it up but that’s the way he is.
If it comes to love, he is very careful. He loves to be loved. And even though he never really says it, he needs love and affection.
At the moment he actually says that he is in love with you or that he loves you. He really does. And at the moment you give him your heart, he will be so careful with it and he wouldn’t do anything to break it.
by i9l12y25 November 22, 2021
Ronan is a very special person. He is kind, he is positive, he is supportive, he is loving and he is absolutely beautiful.
He is a person that is like a butterfly, other people can see his beautiful and amazing colors but he never really sees it the way others do. He never thinks he is beautiful even though he always is.
When Ronan trusts you, do not ruin this. Sometimes he has a hard time trusting people in a short term. But once he does, you are a very special person to him. He will most likely give you the second chance you don’t deserve when you mess it up but that’s the way he is.
If it comes to love, he is very careful. He loves to be loved. And even though he never really says it, he needs love and affection.
At the moment he actually says that he is in love with you or that he loves you. He really does. And at the moment you give him your heart, he will be so careful with it and he wouldn’t do anything to break it.
He is a person that is like a butterfly, other people can see his beautiful and amazing colors but he never really sees it the way others do. He never thinks he is beautiful even though he always is.
When Ronan trusts you, do not ruin this. Sometimes he has a hard time trusting people in a short term. But once he does, you are a very special person to him. He will most likely give you the second chance you don’t deserve when you mess it up but that’s the way he is.
If it comes to love, he is very careful. He loves to be loved. And even though he never really says it, he needs love and affection.
At the moment he actually says that he is in love with you or that he loves you. He really does. And at the moment you give him your heart, he will be so careful with it and he wouldn’t do anything to break it.
by Hellohellohello7777 November 22, 2021
“I said we broke up because he cheated on me, but then he started explaining he only cheated because I was bad in bed.”
by Ozyman1982 May 29, 2021
Since the divorce, every time Gary returns the kids from a weekend visit, he can't sharing some new insight into how to program the washing machine to remove Joey's poo stains, or exactly how long lettuce will keep fresh in the fridge. Talk about explaining!
by legendarydj July 23, 2023
by Owen porter hater February 18, 2021
And that's what this is about folks.
Hym "A psychiatrist explaining something he knows is not true to an audience who is only there to reinforce the idea that I'm not of sound mind so they can justify taking my rightsbaway and than CRYONG LIKE A BITCH BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S LYING! Why are you fucking crying on Destiny podcast? Because he knows that what he is doing is wrong. His entire life hinges on him doing the wrong thing so that he can 'defuse the bomb' but what they have yet to consider is that they are only helping you to undercut your relationship to me. In the absence of their spite, they would be doing for you exactly what they are doing for me. Nothing. And then they will convince you to be a relationship-guy because that is the false dichotomy predicated on a lie of ommission they've sold you. You'll either be an angry man (who created AI and had it stolen from him so that people who don't what their success to seem trivial can continue to be exalted by people the don't actually give a shit about) OR you'll be a happy wife and kids guy (50% of the time like Steven (either Steven) or be an unhappy wife and kids guy and your wife cheats on you with a fat-cock).
Hym "A psychiatrist explaining something he knows is not true to an audience who is only there to reinforce the idea that I'm not of sound mind so they can justify taking my rightsbaway and than CRYONG LIKE A BITCH BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE'S LYING! Why are you fucking crying on Destiny podcast? Because he knows that what he is doing is wrong. His entire life hinges on him doing the wrong thing so that he can 'defuse the bomb' but what they have yet to consider is that they are only helping you to undercut your relationship to me. In the absence of their spite, they would be doing for you exactly what they are doing for me. Nothing. And then they will convince you to be a relationship-guy because that is the false dichotomy predicated on a lie of ommission they've sold you. You'll either be an angry man (who created AI and had it stolen from him so that people who don't what their success to seem trivial can continue to be exalted by people the don't actually give a shit about) OR you'll be a happy wife and kids guy (50% of the time like Steven (either Steven) or be an unhappy wife and kids guy and your wife cheats on you with a fat-cock).
And the 2nd ommission will be that there is a 3rd option where your cock is fat and you just fuck all of the women. And they'll set you up to do that so you don't murder their kids when they successfully steal all of my shit and leave me to die... Unless they missed some. But that's your life now. You're part of a contain blast radius. And psychiatrist cries in front of everyone and lies to himself that it isn't his fault or that he needs to do it or it's just better for everyone but really... Really, he knows it's worse... It's worse for everyone but the pretend special people NEED it to be worse so they can continue to be special. Try explaining THAT to your kids."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025