When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

america explain

What you say to America, when a random bunch of emos start hissing at you.

emos: *hissing at random guy*
random guy: america explain

by lavender, the obsessed mel fan October 14, 2019

explain me

When some bitch ass nigga can speak the language, so he be sayin xplain me shit

Jaspinder : Saar can you explain me what is algeebraaa

by RAnadomFandom May 23, 2016

explainal

The act of explaining anal sex

Amy and I did explainal last night

by Endbiphobia April 24, 2016

I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain

A way for the writers of destiny to ignore potholes

Writers: Dominus Gaul is capable of forcing the light out of the traveler!

D2 players: Then why doesnt he?

Writers: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain

by StardustArcader June 7, 2020

I hate how people actually explains IT insted of meming IT

The title says it

Reeeeeee I hate how people actually explains IT insted of meming IT

by Wezzzzzzkibooiiiiiii June 11, 2020

Explaination Point

When multiple exclamation points are used in text form or email to make an unnecessary point or statement stronger. Used to further emphasize a point (when one ! just won’t cut it).

I said I would have it by Thursday!!!!!!!
I can't hear you!!!!!!

Why use just one exclamation point when you can use multiple explaination points!!!!!

by Hydro1245 November 14, 2012