Bob Evans

The act of roundhouse kicking a urinal filled with your own shit so hard that the porcelain breaks and shit water goes everywhere.

Bro I just took a Bob Evans at Home Depot.

by EpicNaeNae87 August 20, 2018

Evans ones

When time is FUNDAMENTAL
When JCC are now accepting grade 4s
Believe you, me
When you stop the making
When Sustainability is key

Evans ones You need a grade 4
That was a Evans ones
He pulled an evans ones

by Topshotta786 October 22, 2018

ellie evans

a needy girl who has a short temper and cant take it when shes wrong she will sleep with anyone and everyone slag
picks and chooses her friends and always has to be leader she dumb and short and always switches up quickly also never lets anyone speak

girl proves ellie evans wrong

her im not wrong im never wrong !!!

by vaincunt January 11, 2020

Bradley Evans

Some cunt who doesn’t shave

Bradley Evans is a bit faggy

by Durnehviir July 25, 2020

Wedgie Evans

Power forward for the Denver Nuggets, who enjoys pulling other players' shorts up, and occasionally reaching inside other peoples' legs and grabbing their nutsack and trying to pull it off.

Can also refer to the act of grabbing another man's dick and/or balls during a basketball game.

Man I was gonna dunk the other day but I got Wedgie Evans'd. I couldn't walk for the rest of the day.

by J-Smoove May 27, 2006

Hotel Evans

Evans Library, Texas A&M University; Refers to the practice of a fish (freshman) in the Corps of Cadets, not caring to return to the Quad for a variety of reasons, checking out a personal study room and taking a long, often much needed nap.

That PT just about killed me this morning. I think I'll head over to Hotel Evans after calculus.

by momoloco September 23, 2009

Evans, Georgia

Located right next to Disgusta (Augusta), Georgia.
It's the absolute LAMEST city in Georgia. Everyone there thinks its cute to pair Polo or Uggs with those ridiculous camo hunting jackets.

Girl 1: People can be soo ridiculous sometimes.
Girl 2: I know. The people in my old neighborhood in Evans thought that--
Girl 1: You lived in EVANS? Evans, Georgia?
Girl 2: Yeah
Girl 1: Say no more. I know EXACTLY what you're talking about.

by OreokookieMunstahh December 28, 2010