ETS

Ebonic Tribe Speak - A vernacular spoken by Black African American Negros "an it go sumthin like dis".

ETS speaking hoodrate hoe in library: Is yall finna have dat "Read a Book to some churrin Day" thang her taday? Ma teacha say I wuz poseda cum her to read some books wit a buncha nerdz a sumthin.

Librarian in the hood: Yes. The book reading club is going to be held here today, it starts at 4:30, but first you must learn to speak proper english, not ebonic tribe speak dear.

Hoodrate hoe in library: ...... o_O . Aboniks Drive Speech? Bitch I aint speakin no Adonic Tribe whateva, I'm hood hoe what you finna do Imma thrash you and call da maddafukin N-dubba-a-p-p-c-a on ya hoe ass!!! White racist cracka!!!

Librarian: Ok darling.

by Timdot May 04, 2008

ETS

Is the Estimated Time of Separation (ETS) for military personnel.

When do you ETS out of the Army?

On 01 AUG 2007.

by Omeister February 08, 2007

ETS

An ETS or European Testical Slap is a powerful strike to a male crotch, resulting an a loss or sperm on numbness in the penis.

Dude im going to ETS this noob like i owned Nelson the other day.

by Avacado bui May 08, 2009

ET

abbreviation for "eurotrash"

*psst* Dude, check out the ultimate ET at your 3 o'clock! Popped collar, suit jacket, and sandals!

by Zelman October 26, 2006

ET

EVERY-TING

Let's smoke an ET?

What's that?

Every-Ting EVERYTHING An assortment of herbals

by Mich PorkChop August 29, 2017

the et

Short for Joliet, Illinois

I gotta spin to the et and re-cop

by Goon Chief January 06, 2008

ET

Similar to something from outerspace - an Extra Testicle

Girl - Why is your nickname ET? Do you really love that movie or something?

Guy - No, I have an extra testicle...

Girl - That's cool.

by Roy October 21, 2003