Explain

To tell someone about something, like whats it for, whats it do, how much it costs. That's pretty much it.

I will explain why I always pick the people:
1) Mike
2) Liam
3) Lily
4) Bill
I picked those names since they are nice and short, and they came to my mind first. There, I just explained why I chose those names.

Example:
Mike: What's it like to have a dishwasher? Explain to me why it's so nice to have, and why I should spend my money on one.
Liam: Well, first off, you don't have to hand clean dishes, it does it for you. Also, it usually gets all the stuff off.
Mike: Explain why it's easier than hand washing stuff.
Liam: First off, you just have to put the dishes in, select the settings, start it, and enjoy life for the few hours you have before having to put them away.
Mike: Oh. Sounds like it's pretty easy, I'll get one tomorrow!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 19, 2018

Explain the Giraffe

To masturbate or pleasure yourself sexually. Can also be assigned to a person. Explain my/your/his/her/etc giraffe.

Jerk off, Whack off, Wank, handjob

-CF, The LLS-

Oh I feel better now, I just explained the giraffe.

by intricatus July 27, 2010

Casually explained

A YouTuber which "casually explains" things usually in a dry humor format with ms paint, sometimes can be funny but very rare

Person 1: Have you heard of casually explained?
Person 2: What's a casually explained? Btw can you stop asking me questions or I'll file a restraining order

by Thisisacryforhelp83838438484 April 25, 2020

esplanade

Used as an exclamation of excellence or enjoyment. Normally shouted at high volume for maximum impact - louder generally meaning that one enjoys the event in question more.

1. These peaches and cream are esplanade!
2. Esplanade! (common)

by Harvey Denton January 5, 2004

explain yourself

When dealing with people: Saying things in order for specific persons to give you the real reasons and real factors for what their initial association towards you was, and what exactly the status quo is currently.

Explain yourself for why we bonded so well but now you promptly cut ties with me for no reason!

by Jarvis357H May 11, 2008

explaination

An explanation that makes a discussed situation less plain by complicating what's apparent.

Also describes the process of looking a gift horse in the mouth and naming each tooth, after you bring it home of course. That's appreciation.

Often used by doctors, lawyers, and sociologically sane scientists for profit. (The mad ones do it just for the kicks).

When "It works, just because," is no longer an acceptable explanation due to decreased intimidation and a refusal to settle.

"I've just invented a new word!"
"Could you give me a brief explaination?"
"One day a character with a ballooned ego blew his thumb until his brain burst to which he thought 'Gee, that was fun, I wonder what else I can do? What would Jason do? Hell in a hand basket? Better quit while I'm ahead.'"
"What's the word though?"
"I thought I just explained it to you!"
*Slap*
*Bitch Slap*
*Karate Chop*
*Jedi Knife Trick*
"Free scalp!"

by Ottomottopeer June 5, 2009

explainime

When the exposition of the Anime you are watching speaks condescendingly to you to explain exactly what is currently happening or about to.

Oh no, Goku used up all his power and can no longer fight! That last attack took everything he had, it looks like we're in trouble...so on and so forth is how animes explain the current situation i.e. explainime.

by smashydave December 11, 2010