Escalator

The most horrible and terrifying thing to ever be created. This shit deserves to be in the pits of tartarus. You can die on that shit. I absolutely hate this shit

Friend: hey wanna go on the escalator?
Me: I would rather die

by Thatweirdgay March 31, 2023

The Escalator

The Escalator is an act of sexual prowess. It is also form of The Bulldozer where you run the girl up and down a set of stairs until she cooperates, and does what she is told. This is the ultimate demeaning act of sex that you can do to your partner. Just be warned, going up the stairs is a lot harder than you may think. So be a gentleman and buy that bitch some knee pads.

Suzie: "Where did you get all those bruises from?"
Dana: "I got them last night, Jon wanted to try The Escalator out."

by Kyle Rosekrans August 11, 2007

Took The Top Escalator

A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.

Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.

Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!

by digital.sam September 28, 2009

Escalator

A stupid person, a retard. If you're still not sold just put your tongue between your front teeth and say 'Escalator!'

Woah, I just missed my mouth with my beer, what an escalator!

by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011

Escalator

1.escalator: someone whose drinking binge escalates with Vegas-like abandon..
2. trying to go up the down escalator after a drinking binge

you are so Escalator...as your drinking escalates, you go up the down...

by terrilyndatoga July 25, 2010

escolator

a moving staircase

I rode up the escolator

by JOHNSON II October 16, 2003

Escalator

moving staircase consisting of an endlessly circulating belt of steps driven by a motor, which conveys people between the floors of a public building.

jennifer aniston fell down an escalator

by smidley October 8, 2017