erp my derp

It is an implication for a woman to perform fellatio on a male figure.

Brody: Honestly, I've been with Shannon for 2 weeks and I might ask her to erp my derp afterschool.

by Erp my Derp April 10, 2019

erping

It's just soft dick in the eye really isn't it.

I went near my boyfriend a did a spot of erping

by HEST39 December 10, 2016

ERP (Electronic Road Pricing)

Initialism for Electronic Road Pricing. An electronic system of road pricing with gantries installed throughout several locations in Singapore, with the purpose of managing traffic problems especially during peak hours.

The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has called a tender to develop Singapore's next generation ERP (electronic road pricing) system. The new system will be based on Global Navigation Satellite System technology.

by keepthesingaporedreamalive June 26, 2016

ERP Martial Arts Dojo

The ERP Martial Arts Dojo teaches martial arts that has been passed down through generations The style is based on a philosophy and is a combination of traditional Chinese martial arts‚ modern military hand-to-hand combat skills‚ and Eastern mysticism

ERP Martial Arts encourages a heightened sense of balance as well as flexibility and muscle development‚ which will help you develop into a ERPing machine

ERP Emperor RottenPotatoMan will show you how to use your martial arts skills in combat situations such as Golden Dragon Style which was formed from the golden chains of the black hearted E-boy who was defeated by the great warrior

You'll also be taught the Blue Phoenix style by ERP Grand Master Yuuzora‚ this is a very fast form of martial art that consists of lightning quick attacks It was formed by the blue tears of a heart broken pigeon‚ so there is no surprise that this style is not only fast but also deadly In fact‚ it's said that even a master of the style can kill a man with one swift blow

Person 1: Ey man, im gonna join the the ERP Martial Arts Dojo to train my ERP prowess and increase my skill in ERPing.
Person 2: Cool man but i dont remember asking.

by Yuuzora January 02, 2023

erpee

a dumbass name that if anyone has should end their lives immediately

hi my name erpee

by trollwhal May 04, 2020

ERP

ERP stands for Enterprise Resource Planning, a software system that helps businesses manage and automate their core processes. ERP systems can help businesses improve efficiency by managing a company's core business processes.

Businessman 1: Dude… I love ERP
Businessman 2: wow, you’re surprisingly open about it.
Businessman 1: yeah no shame in using an automated resource right?
Businessman 2: oh yeah.. yeah automation (in his mind: wow he erps with AI???)

by TheLingerman January 13, 2025

Rebel Sewer ERP

A definitive condition in which a Garry's Mod Half-Life 2 Roleplay server shows behavior of one of the following, whether it be by intention of server administrators or not:

(1) - (Common) Several players are showing on the scoreboard, especially during high activity periods with nobody being visible on the common streets, thus figuratively "fucking around in the sewer" as Rebels which defy the oppressive, fascist Combine government of the Half-Life 2 universe.

(2) - (Dated, VoiceRP Prominent) Players are actually in the City's sewer, doing ERP, either swallowing their microphones while accessing the voice chat or writing up an entire series of long smut conversations and actions.

"Hey man, where are all the players at? It's uptime and I'm at the biggest part of the city!"
"They're doing Rebel Sewer ERP again."
"Is this game even fun to me anymore?"

by Eggsforlee June 30, 2024