festie testie encounter

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.

I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.

by ClawGee April 09, 2014

close encounter of the twenty-second kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

by Naked_Grandma January 04, 2024

consensual encounter

This is as much of a definition as it is a public service announcement for all of my other fellow ethnic brothers, sisters, and other "suspicious looking individuals" who are trying to mind their own business while living their lives; Definition- When a citizen (typically a minority) can terminate any interaction with another individual (typically a cop) without incriminating themselves.

The smug cop who stopped me for no reason knew he was fucked when I told him that our interaction was not a consensual encounter.

by Arnie Grape March 05, 2021

Encounter

a violent incident in which a suspected criminal is killed by a member of the police, especially under controversial circumstances.

"he was shot dead in a police encounter"

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

Close Encounter of The 22nd Kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

“He had a close encounter of the 22nd kind”

“Sounds like a pain in the ass!”

by PaintingofBombs July 28, 2024

encounter with the devil

When you think you’re going to throw up, and you kneel by the toilet, but you don’t throw up and you get stuck in a state of superposition between feeling like shit when you move but feeling fine when you don’t.

“what the fuck did you feed me last night? i had an encounter with the devil for like- six hours..”

by handsoffmyspuds November 09, 2021