emonomics

1. how changes in suffering increase demand for self hate.

2. a system of commerce based on unrequited affection.

Guy 1: Man, I'm so lonely and nobody likes me.
Guy 2: Dude, are you majoring in emonomics?

by adam_smith_ February 28, 2009

emoroco

shorthand for "emotional roller-coaster"

traffic in nyc is a total emoroco

by emorocogal January 12, 2012

emodork

an over emotional nerd that expresses him/herself with an excess of emoticons.

You are such an emodork!

by NoTTi October 5, 2006

emologist

someone who studies emo's and their ways like sandra sands who wrote an article in the guardian which was completely slated in kerrang magasine (september 06)

sandra sands is an emologist, she thinks she knows everything

by The-Emologist October 15, 2006

emoooo

An emo cow or bull.
A cow that likes to cry a lot.

That cow is such an emoooo

by Nik252 May 30, 2006

emoho

An emo whore that has sex all the time to make themselves feel of worth

Janna: "I am sad. Let's have sex"

Billy: "You emoho!"

by MrPui December 9, 2008

emolog

A notebook in which one that claims to be emo writes in. Often about his or her friends, enemies and activities involving girlfriend or boyfriend.

The kid might be emo, but someone tried to walk off with his emolog and got the shit kicked out of them.

by Mouse December 20, 2003