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Elton John

An act which is performed after sex. When a man cums on their partner's face, and then, before it's cleaned off, surprises them by tossing a handful of glitter on them.
I totally Elton Johned my girlfriend in bed last night.
by ChewbaccaLikesMyCocka June 5, 2015
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elton john

elton john is One of the best musicians ever to grace the world. once straight now homo, but that does not matter when you produse music like his. others hate him because he is 1. gay 2. soft. 3. amazing
Goth. elton john sucks
Me (with gun). no you suck, fuck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth's stomach)
by jballadelahood June 11, 2006
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No Elton

No Elton is another way for saying "No homo." This is usually only used around people who actually know who Elton John is. For those of you who don't, he's a gay pianist and singer. Hence why "Elton" is in the place of "homo."
Guy 1: If I were a girl, would you date me?

Guy 2: Definitely man.

Guy 1: *Looks at guy 2 weirdly*

Guy 2: No Elton man...

Guy 1: Oh
by Mikey Penguin June 7, 2010
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Eltonic

Eltonic is a word used to describe anything that is SO cool or amazing, that no other word can describe it. It is believed to have been first used by an all girls' school in England.
Wow I love your top ..... it is SOOOOOO Eltonic!
by The Mighty Pozza October 19, 2010
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Elton Mince

Joke name For Elton John The Wig Wearing Homo Piano Player.He also Hates Roses on his Piano,
He much Prefers Tu-Lips on his Organ.
The Queen Of Mince!
Q.Whats Brown and plays the Piano?
A.Elton Mince!
by Jeff Lynne May 13, 2006
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Elton John

It’s the gay version of pulling off a "rock star" move. Being so fabulous, and over the top gay with something, that it just works and you get away with it. Anyone can have a Bedazzler, but is it gold plated?
Gay Tim 1. “I didn't think you could pull off that rhinestone jacket with that tiara"

Gay Tim 2 " Yah I totally Elton Johned that jacket and the doorman let me in to the club for free"
by Nantuckettrimmer May 12, 2014
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Elton John

A man sits down on a couch, bed, counter, etc. and the girl rides him in reverse-cowgirl with his cock in her ass. The man proceeds to bend her over and play the piano on her back, while singing/yelling one of Sir Elton John's greatest hits.
A: Dude, what were you doing last night, I heard you singing and her moaning.
B: Bro, I gave her the elton john
A: That explains why I heard you yelling rocket man!
by TheWhisperingEyeOpener August 6, 2009
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