spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.

Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.

by oscillation October 23, 2010

Mental Ejaculation

To expel all knowledge, in no particular order, of a certain subject in a definate space of time.

Jane: How'd the Spanish test Go?
Dick: Mental Ejaculation. I mentally ejaculated all over it.

by Geophree Godnam March 24, 2006

Presentation Ejaculation

When you are about to do a presentation you glance at someone you like and you see something that arouses you so you get a boner so you have to do the presentation so you hide your boner behind the cardboard presentation board you made last night in a rush and it keeps rubbing against your boner and now you have even more of an erection whilst you stare at your crush suddenly you feel like something's gonna come out and it's not piss so you cum all over the floor and every one points and laughs at you but you're happy because you don't have a boner anymore

Jimmy?, Oh he had a presentation ejaculation

by Joeym296 June 9, 2020

retrograde ejaculation

A condition found in a small number of diabetic men who, upon climax, ejaculate into their bladder.

"John, a 42-year-old diabetic, has difficulties fathering children, as he suffers from retrograde ejaculation."

by Typhon December 7, 2004

premature ejaculation

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.

Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."

by mr.grey January 21, 2009

over-ejaculation

An instance in which you haven't jacked-off in a very long time, thus resulting in the shooting of a very large and creamy load, usually on the face or chest. Over-ejaculation does not not exceed 11 fluid ounces. For a larger amount, see uber-ejaculation.

When my mom saw that my wall was covered semen, I explained that it was the result of over-ejaculation, so she gave me a cookie.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

360-ejaculation

When you are masturbating, you get up a few seconds before you ejaculate. Then you do a 360 and shoot your load.

I pretended to do a 360-ejaculation when I did a 360 with my watergun right by my penis, and shot my friend with it.

by genitalwartz69 October 5, 2011