by Mike November 22, 2003
"Dude, I think someone puked on my screen...dammit, I got eggplanted."
"Hey, I've got a cool idea. Let's eggplant this motherfucker."
"Wow, let's not go too far, man"
"Hey, I've got a cool idea. Let's eggplant this motherfucker."
"Wow, let's not go too far, man"
by The Finger Nick November 9, 2008
One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
by Pierre May 13, 2004
A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."
by J'Kwon February 14, 2013
by The Honorable Dick Long II December 11, 2018
Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.
by Mytholces March 14, 2019