Eggplant Witch 

standing no taller than five foot one, she is an iconic history teacher at Rockport High School that roa.s the halls resembling a creature with the body of an eggplant and the head of a witch

Jonah: You see Mrs Herman today?

Sean: Dude she's a fuckin Eggplant Witch

Eggplant Witch by peskatarian February 18, 2019

cajun eggplant

An act of sexual congress in which one member, having covered his or her hand in Cajun blackening spices (eg, paprika and cayenne powder), fists the other member in the anus.

Jenny gently rubbed the seasoning over her hand, and with a sly smile, proceeded to give her boyfriend the Cajun eggplant over and over.

cajun eggplant by The Cajun Assbandit March 5, 2015

Devil's Eggplant 

🍆... you know what it is

That is a mighty nice devil's eggplant you have there!

Devil's Eggplant by TheSlangMaker April 14, 2017

eggplanting

BDS&M term regarding the insertion of a finger or other object up a man's pee hole and jerks him off until he orgasms "internally."

Thank you for eggplanting me with such amazing precision and skill, Mistress Jenna!

eggplanting by Buck Dagby September 29, 2008

Eggplant 

To Eggplant:

1. To bust on a girl's face.

2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.

(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)

Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.

Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?

Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.

Eggplant by I am XANDERALE April 19, 2009

Eggplant 

A man's mascot.

A male's symbol is an eggplant.

Eggplant by JustARandomUser August 12, 2020

eggplant emoji

A big ole purple deek🍆️🍆️🍆️

Bobby P: "Who wants my eggplant emoji tonight???"😉️

Angel T: "Oh I do, give it to me (sexually) DADDY!!!"

eggplant emoji by Fettygod October 5, 2016