Egotistic Trolling Moment

A trolling moment where you say something egotistic about yourself. (Usually out of the blue)

Troll: I love myself, and I need myself, so no one else can have me.

Someone Else: Shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.

Troll: I'm married to myself, because I'm that awesome.

Someone Else: ...

Troll: I started thinking, "I wonder who in the world is better than me?"
Then I realized, I'm perfect, and always will be.

Someone Else: ...

by Anonymously Epic September 12, 2011

Eggosis

A Medical condition referring to when you look like an egg

David has been diagnosed with eggosis!

by NarNumbers December 19, 2017

Eggoid

"egg - oid(resembling)". A person whom's head resembles that of an egg.

Person 1: Bro some fucking Egghead egged my car.

Person 2: What a fucking Eggoid.

by BillCos🅱y March 16, 2019

egotistical prick

selfish asshole

Hannah is an egotistical prick because all she cares about is herself

by rogues December 20, 2008

Your Eggo Is Preggo

- knowing that you are pregnant
- the act of the sperm fertilising the egg
- taking a pregnancy test and finding it positive

I hate to tell you, but your eggo is preggo said Jane to her friend Ella.

by Table Turner December 19, 2008

eggett

Anyone who is smart, sophisticated, ready for action, or going to egg a house. Also if referencing to a noun..eggett can be a heavy object or "has attributes of an egg."

As a noun "The rock is an eggett"

As a verb "I will eggett bob's house."

by Travis Eggett January 12, 2008

Egotistical

Someone who is egotistical has incredibly high confidence in themselves. They often tend to be very pretentious and arrogant. They tend to be disliked by their peers.

Thomas: I was one of three trumpets accepted into Northwestern's School of Music

Derek: With credentials like that, what fantastic job do you have?

Thomas: I was the director of a very fine group back in Wassau, Wisconsin and forever changed the direction their program. After that, I directed THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble, and THE Eden Prarie Community Band. Both of which are better than most, if not all college bands.

Jeff: Wow! How do those ensembles do in competition?

Thomas: I don't need a judge to tell me how good my ensembles are!

Conrad: Shut up Tom! Why must you be so egotistical?

by trombone69 October 30, 2011