Edward 40 Hands

A douchey frat game where two beers are taped to your hands and you can't remove them until you're done.

Doug: Yooo, dude, I got so wasted last night during a game of Edward 40 Hands.

Kurt: Yeah, I know, I was there. I'm the one who cleaned up your vomit. How fucking hungover are you?

by jimininy billy bob June 8, 2021

Edward 40 hands

A song by Mom Jeans

"Hey bro, have you heard that one song by Mom jeans?"

"Whats it called bro?"

"Edward 40 hands."

"no bro; ill listen to it now."

by Anniebabie April 11, 2021

Edward 12 Hands

The game your lightweight friend plays while everyone else is playing Edward 40 Hands. Usually seen as a total cop out on the part of the player.

Jim: I can't believe Bob's playing Edward 12 Hands like a little puss while we're all playing 40 hands!

Joe: Seriously, man... Hey, I have to pee. Wanna help me unzip my pants?

Jim: Totally.

by mkmtrumpeter March 29, 2009

Edward 40 hands

An urban legend stated: Woman named her analog clock, Edward. It was one of a kind and grew an extra hand every hour. The lady sat there, watching in amazement at how cool it was. She couldn't take her eyes off it. She was in pure shock, totally captivated by its charm and wonder. Then, all of a sudden, on the 38th hour, when the 40th hand appeared, the woman slowly suffocated & died a gruesome long death.

Nowadays known as "Edward-40-hands" or the longer version "Edward instantaneous 40 hands", if you stare at Edward for more than 3 seconds, you'll die an even worse fate than she did. SO BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!

When you see Edward 40 hands, just start praying it didn't past 3 seconds, or else *says death without saying death*

Wait, you seriously haven't heard of Edward 40 hands??? smh Oh we gon' be here for a while.

by HE :) WHO WRITES April 18, 2021

edward scissor hands

A film about a man who had his hands chopped off and the made new ones out of scissors.
He's like the nice version of Freddy Krueger played by johnny depp but both his hands are different than most peoples if you get what i mean.

The Girl-"Edward! FINGER ME! NOW!"
Edward-"But...."
The Girl-"NOW DAMN IT!"
Edward-"Ok"
The Girl-" OWWWWW! My fadge is bleeding out from in!"
Edward-"I told you"

by GirlSkater February 23, 2004

National Edward 40 hands day

National Edward 40 hands day is on April 26th

On April 26th we have to do Edward 40 hands because it is national Edward 40 hands day.

by 69crusisex April 26, 2021

edward pee pee hands

Used when one doesn’t wash their hands after taking a piss.

Derived from the Johnny Depp movie “Edward Scissorhands”

Cody: “I took the fattest piss ever, man.”

Liam: “Did you wash your hands?”

Cody: “No.”

Liam: “Wash them, Edward pee pee hands!”

Evan: “Hey guy, we have Edward pee pee hands over here!”

by slipperydingus69 May 7, 2018