eargasm

Something which Dr. Dre allegedly distributes with his "mellow accent".
After hours of listening to "The Chronic" I concluded that eargasms do not exist and that Dr Dre is a beat-jacking spunk monkey.
by moolz January 19, 2005
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eargasm

The ejaculation of spunk into the ear of either oneself or ones partner(s).
1)She couldn't hear for weeks after I gave her that last eargasm.

2)Her fear of facial cum reception caused her to turn her head, resulting in an eargasm.
by Tim February 27, 2005
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eargasm

A purging of tension in the middle ear canal that feels extraordinarily acute, a bit itchy and orgasmically pleasurable.
Putting on my headphones, my middle ear canals ajusted pressure to receive the sounds, giving me an eargasmic sensation as the canals fluttered with sharp pleasure.
by Russell Hurst August 06, 2006
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eargasm

Originally used to describe the intense sensory rush achieved by wearing earplugs up to a week before a concert, then removing them just prior to The Band (who cares about openers anyway?)
It's been rough at work trying to hear with these earplugs, but the bass kick will give me one helluva eargasm.
by JayDub May 05, 2004
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eargasm

When a man releases his sexual excrement into your ear
Jimmy whipped his cock out of Ashleys ass gave her an eargasm
by Garebear February 16, 2005
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eargasm

when you stick a q-tip in your ear real far and it feels like your getting off. it feels soooooo good.
i just cleaned my ears and jizzed in my pants. i totally had an eargasm.
by sons of bundy January 10, 2011
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eargasm

noun & verb.

when you're listening to music you really like, and become sexually aroused.
this phrase can also be used in accordance with someone's voice.
Chester French makes me eargasm!

orr: I was talking to Erik and had a total eargasm.
by Little Miss Tee May 09, 2009
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