ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

Ethiopian Dinner Party

When somebody invites you somewhere with the promise of there being food, but in reality there is no food.

"Everybody was disappointed at Chad's Ethiopian Dinner Party last Saturday."

by Grodon Fereman May 2, 2017

Ethiopian Rave

When a wealthy Western white male taunts starving Ethiopian children with food dangling above their heads.

That Ethiopian Rave got out of hand!

by Crumble Bunner May 24, 2018

Ethiopian Food

Imaginary consumable substances

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they!

by peanutbuttershake January 13, 2018

Ethiopian Meal

When the meal has no food, or nothing edible causing you to starve.

John: How was dinner with her parents?
Sam: It was terrible, we ate an Ethiopian Meal then they talked.

by The Wiggles Stooge March 17, 2012

Starving Ethiopian

A "sexual position" of sorts in which you don't let the girl eat for 3 straight days, then once she begins to give you oral she literally EATS your dick off from being so hungry.

1: I gave my chick the Starving Ethiopian this memorial day weekend!
2: So your dick is gone?
1: Haha yea!! It felt great!
2: ....but your dick is gone?
1: .....yea

1: My girlfriend gave me the Starving Ethiopian for the second time! Shes such a freak!
2: I honestly don't understand how that works

by BushBaby May 29, 2014

Ethiopian Waterhole

The act of standing over someone laying on their back with their mouth open, then lifting a leg and pouring a warm bottle of water through your crack and into their mouth.

This chick was a freak, she was waiting for me on the floor with a warm bottle of water and told me to give her an Ethiopian Waterhole and that she hoped I didn’t wipe.

by Bsizzle33 May 1, 2018