Dwight Howard

A NBA Player who would’ve been a top 5 center of all time if it weren’t for injuries and Kobe Bryant

Also known as Superman
Dumbass 1: Embiid is goated
Dumbass 2: LeBron is better
Genius: Nah Dwight Howard better in his prime. That’s why he whooped LeBron in the conference finals when he was younger and had a worse team.

Dumbass 3: Wanna play soccer?
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Dwight Schrute

Person 1: Have you heard of that great beet farmer named Dwight Schrute
Person 2: You mean that wonderful salesman?
Person 1: Yes!
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Dwight Kurt Schrute

The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.
Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?

Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "

*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."
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Dwight Howard Style

Noun: in which a man puts a superman cape on his penis, takes his balls, and slams them into a womans mouth with all his force, in verb form: Dwight Howarded
dude, last night i totally got it on Dwight Howard style with your mom, i think i might have broken one of her teeth

did you see the game last night? Dwight Howard completly Dwight Howarded Delonte West
by jmoneygreatestrapper December 31, 2009
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Dwight Howard dip

when your balls are covered in shit and you sit on a girls nostrils, and she breathes it in.
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dwight k schrute

beet farmer

paper sales man
dwight k schrute you ignorant slut
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Built Like A Dwight

Either u see a god or somebody being weird
This man is Built Like A Dwight
by Itookthisname January 12, 2022
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