Dunfermline aka Scumfermline. Home to many people born of incest. Home also to the stupid and dillusional. A backwards town where the horse and cart is still the main mode of transport and where hygenie is still a mystery. A town where aeroplanes are called iron birds.
A town where hillbillys would feel superior.
And Duelling Banjos is the towns anthem
A town where hillbillys would feel superior.
And Duelling Banjos is the towns anthem
by Craigy1876 March 25, 2007
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by Rusty Shacklefords January 10, 2008
Get the Hookie Duffer mug.Dunfermline, aka dumpfermline in fifer scum land, home of the biggest majority of scumbags in the whole of Scotland, yet to discover washing and soap. They will never go anywhere and their shitty wee pish fitbaw team will soon go bust
1. I spent my £10 a week keep money on a ticket to see Dunfermline get pumped - again
2. Soap? Nah I use mud
2. Soap? Nah I use mud
by Kieren and Grae June 30, 2006
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Get the duffer mug.DURLER : A DURLER is an excellent punch well delivered used in Highlands of Scotland especially in the tremdous small town of Dingwall, where casual violence is very common.
"Here mun did you hear about Donald Trump getting hit with an absolute DURLER off of your man from up Kinairdy Brae when he walked in the Mallard"
by Moffatron5000 October 19, 2020
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by Glenn Van Dumpins January 8, 2023
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