Duolingo

The living embodiment of Satan; will do anything he possibly can to make you pay for your absence on his spanish lesson, you bafoon.

Hey! Last night, I skipped my lesson on Duolingo!
What happened next?
Remember my kid?

by DracoBoom October 29, 2019

Duolingo Bird

The bird who stole your family including your kids and doesn't feed then until you learn a diffrent language.

New York Times: A mysterious bird named "Duolingo Bird" might be the suspect of dead victims. This is because people didn't learn any new launguages in 1 day.

by packtober April 4, 2019

Duelling Turds

The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.

Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?

Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Duesling

People who just live, and are there. Usually a term used to describe a happy type troll who lives in ones community and is always down for a laugh.

"That guy is such a Duesling, I always see him around town, but I don't know his name."

by Crispin GloverMoverPover February 22, 2012

Duolingo

Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Don’t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up like Billy, we don’t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you aren’t afraid of being massacred by a “harmless” bird try Duolingo out today!

Me: one night of no French is fine
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Duolingo owl

a monsterous bird from the duolingo app that will threaten you if you don't practice your languages

me: oh no! I forgot to do my Spanish
friend: run!! The duolingo owl is after u

by @hflwindensemblememes on insta April 21, 2019

Duolingo

A catfish and a kidnapper who disguises as a cute, friendly green owl. Slowly this green owl will keep manipulating and guilt tripping you into doing things you otherwise would never do. It starts with learning a language... but it ends with something way worse, and once you enter, there is no way out. Duolingo will literally kidnap your family to keep you under his wing.

Me: Duo you can't keep ruining my life like that!
Duolingo: Shouldn't have missed that Spanish lesson *evil laugh*

by bhatesyuh May 21, 2020