DTD

The acronym used in instant messaging to tell someone you need to take a dump. DTD stands for "Dropping the Deuce"

"Can't chat right now, need to DTD"
or
"BRB DTD"

by Gregory Ng May 23, 2008

DTD

Digitally transferred disease, a virus/bug that is transferred between two computers via a data connection.

Scott: I got a DTD downloading the My Little Pony back catalog off of that torrent site lastnight.
Michael: Damn son, i told you you would get a virus doing that, you need to get that laptop to the clinic .

by snaps1664 July 7, 2016

DTD

DTD is an acronym for "double thumbs down". Used to describe something bad, or a bad experience.

As Dave left the theatre with a sense of unfulfilment, he reflected on his experience and announced that he was giving it the DTD.

by DC July 12, 2004

DTD

Dicks Touching Dicks
i.e. When your drinking and you go and urinate your friend comes out of nowhere and touches your dick with his dick.

Guy 1: Urinating...

Guy 2: Sticks Dick out and touches his friends dick

Guy 1: Dude... YOU JUST DTD ME!!!

by 8=============D May 8, 2008

DTD

DTD – ‘Down Town Direct’

When you overstep your limits on a night of drinking alcohol or smoking pot and are likely to "yak" or "whitie" respectively if you don’t receive any recovery food within 5-10 mins...

Dude! look at Dave man! I reckon he is going DTD if we don't sort him out with a MaccyD's pronto!

by QuickBuck February 3, 2008

DTD

down to date

I'm not looking to hook up, I'm DTD.

by AnalogAF March 13, 2016

DTD

Drop them/these draws

You make me wanna DTD when you talk to me like that.

by Shdhsjd September 2, 2019