The acronym used in instant messaging to tell someone you need to take a dump. DTD stands for "Dropping the Deuce"
by Gregory Ng May 23, 2008
Digitally transferred disease, a virus/bug that is transferred between two computers via a data connection.
Scott: I got a DTD downloading the My Little Pony back catalog off of that torrent site lastnight.
Michael: Damn son, i told you you would get a virus doing that, you need to get that laptop to the clinic .
Michael: Damn son, i told you you would get a virus doing that, you need to get that laptop to the clinic .
by snaps1664 July 07, 2016
As Dave left the theatre with a sense of unfulfilment, he reflected on his experience and announced that he was giving it the DTD.
by DC July 12, 2004
Dicks Touching Dicks
i.e. When your drinking and you go and urinate your friend comes out of nowhere and touches your dick with his dick.
i.e. When your drinking and you go and urinate your friend comes out of nowhere and touches your dick with his dick.
Guy 1: Urinating...
Guy 2: Sticks Dick out and touches his friends dick
Guy 1: Dude... YOU JUST DTD ME!!!
Guy 2: Sticks Dick out and touches his friends dick
Guy 1: Dude... YOU JUST DTD ME!!!
by 8=============D May 08, 2008
Straight out the DTD nigga. We run this shit now mothafucka. Fuck all y'all punk ass crews, we'll buck on all y'all niggas. Fuck all you bloods, crips, you nuthin but a bunch of bitch ass fairys. We'll smoke all you and fuck y'allz sisters. Bitch this is how we roll, World Mother Fucking Wide...DTD NIGGA, WHAT NOW?
1.Don't fuck with them niggas in the DTD they will fuck you up, and then fuck your sister.
2. "Them niggas is crazy, I scared of them crazy ass motherfuckas", said the crip.
2. "Them niggas is crazy, I scared of them crazy ass motherfuckas", said the crip.
Straight out the DTD nigga. We run this shit now mothafucka. Fuck all y'all punk ass crews, we'll buck on all y'all niggas. Fuck all you bloods, crips, you nuthin but a bunch of bitch ass fairys. We'll smoke all you and fuck y'allz sisters. Bitch this is how we roll, World Mother Fucking Wide...DTD NIGGA, WHAT NOW?
1.Don't fuck with them niggas in the DTD they will fuck you up, and then fuck your sister.
2. "Them niggas is crazy, I scared of them crazy ass motherfuckas", said the crip.
2. "Them niggas is crazy, I scared of them crazy ass motherfuckas", said the crip.
by vermouthbianca December 17, 2021