Gentleman's Dozen

1. Unit of measurement: approximately 2 dozen, or 24.

2. A case of beer, traditionally of mid to high quality beer in glass bottles. A gentleman always brings enough to share, and a case should be enough to get a gentleman's posse buzzed.

1. -How many eggs should I get?

-A gentleman's dozen.

2. Could you pick up a gentleman's dozen for the party tonight?

by ecnirP February 12, 2010

Hookers Dozen

A slut who bangs 13 dudes at once by taking 2 cocks in her pussy, and 2 in her asshole, and one cock in each hand, ear and nostril with the final spunk stick filling her pie hole. She of course receives fair financial compensation for such acts thus making her a hooker.

Linda finally achieved the pinacle of professional success last evening when she completed a hookers dozen for the seventh time in one day thus ensuring that her meth habit would continue unabated. The 91 satisfied men were happy to oblige, and all made appointments for the next morning!

by Hugh G Rexshun July 3, 2012

beggar's dozen

A beggar's dozen is one short of a dozen and two shy of a bakers dozen.
The number 11 (eleven).

That jive talking cat short changed me. I asked and asked all week and he finally agreed to give up a dozen of them things but he only gave me eleven. When I asked him about it he said, "Well that right there is a beggar's dozen my boy. Beggars can't be choosers, don't ya know."

by bjinfo November 8, 2007

Moron's dozen

Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.

by kloiterra August 9, 2010

Chinese Baker's Dozen

A Chinese Baker's Dozen is 11. This is because the chinese are known for always wanting to bargain to lower costs or number of goods even if this amount is immeasurable and/or insignificant to both parties. This is not a derogatory term but simply a unit of measurement.

Joseph: "Hey Remmi, what's the time?"
Remmi: "It's a Chinese Baker's Dozen past 6."

by pwnsabisauce October 28, 2008

the dozens

A game where people insult each other first one to get F-cking mad loses

Example of the dozens

Sam-I fucked your mom
John- I fucked your sister and your mom
Sam- FUCK OFF JOHN
John-haha bitch you lose

by JdogClanPS3 October 11, 2013

Dazedwoozy

An awesome troll who likes trolling furries and cosplayers by the one phrase that triggers everyone the most, no its not 'nO yOu" its who? cares. or what? EVERRR

Dazedwoozy: who?
Emily: STOP HARRASSING CHILDREN !! YOU ARE A FULL GROWN MA-
Dazedwoozy: cares..

by Lolorator360 October 30, 2021