Roxby Downs

A small isolated, shithole. Located in the middle of South Australia, run by a corrupt government council and is full of ice munching bogans. Those that are not apart of this group have successfully fucked off to Adelaide, Port Lincoln or gone interstate in hopes to forget the shit times they had.

The town is officially a large mass of turd full of drug addicts with a large mine near by that doesn't know how to operate. It's tourism is of absolute poor quality.

Person 1: Aye mate, you hear all the kiwis are fucking off outta Roxby Downs?
Person 2: Yeah true, now we just gotta fuck off the methheads and that cunt of an administrator

by Dead coon September 3, 2016

downshirt

When you are able to see down a girl's blouse from a higher location; the opposite of an upskirt.

Man, you can get some good downshirts from this 3rd floor balcony!!

by Kris Hoffman April 30, 2008

Touch O' Downs

A symptom exhibited by an individual who has the appearance of partial Down Syndrome but does not appear to have any of the characteristics.

Hector (whispers to his friend, Paul, referring to passerby): Damn! Check out that fucked up dude with the fivehead.

Paul: Man that's fucked up. He probably got a "touch o' downs".

by Joe Fist January 13, 2009

downside watson

When you and a girl of your choosing decide to perform acts of illicit behavior such as sexual intercourse, oral sex, heavy petting, or ultimate frisbee and decide that you want to take things to a more serious level such as "hardcore" as kids now a days describe. Make sure you're good to go and insert your erect penis into her most deserving vagina. After pounding the vag like a champ in a romantic place such as the back of camry or a bedroom with her father walking in, hit her from behind as she is on all fours. Tenderly extend both arms as you are in the act of sexual intercourse and grab both of her arms and use them as handle bars to tear it up. The girl at this point should be in a tripod position, thus the downside watson.

"Gee Matt I wish I drove girls crazy like you!"
"Well Corey we all can't be gods of sex, some people just sick dick at fucking pussy."
"Haha oh Matt you sure are swell! Didn't you take a girl home last night? Did you rail her? Give her the ol' downside watson?"
"Squirrely udders."

by Stankonia Matt and Big Ed January 20, 2008

Got the Downs

A phrase used to describe someone who has down syndrome or acts like they do.

Bill: Why is Alec running laps around the school?
Bob: He's got the downs.

by not the downs girl September 26, 2012

downs is happening

when something extremely dumb happens

guy 1 "smells like aids"
guy 2 "downs is happening"

by madd00maxx February 3, 2010

doushmuck

1. A foolish jerk with complete lack of respect for those around them.
2. An obnoxious or contemptible person with willful disobedience.

"That guy is such a doushmuck that even the scum of the earth won't allow him in their presence."

by M. Tellefson December 9, 2016