Downing Theory

A theory created by Hungarian pornographer Aleksendar Andon aka "Downing", that states that in order for a pornographic film to captivate the audience's attention, the introductory scene must start off with some kind of softcore foreplay (ie. caressing, touching, talking, etc.) before moving into the hardcore. According to Downing, doing otherwise would "upset the flow of the film, making the film lack a consistent tempo, and ruining its realism". The Downing Theory was introduced to the Eastern European porn underground in the 2006 Spring edition of the Hungarian porn magazine "Buda-Sex" (Buda being short for Budapest, the capitol of Hungary).

In order to make this film commercial, we must implement the Downing Theory before getting into the main scenes.

Men and women alike implement The Downing Theory into their everyday, non pornographic, sex lives.

by IgorSaskayev March 29, 2009

Dwooping

Dwooping is tweeting while you're pooping in the dark. It's basically twooping, but it's dark.

Last night I was dwooping that I wanted to cut my wrists open because I'm edgy and Twitter suspended my account.

by Dr.Anime July 7, 2020

Aaron Downing

Being the handsomest son of a bitch on any northbound means of transportation.

Renaldo: There's some handsome mother fuckers on this train but he is by far the Aaron Downing of the bunch!

by Rusty Salmon September 14, 2019

Jacob Riley Downing Day

March 10th or the 69th day of the year is Jacob Riley Downing day, be sure to give gifts to your local Jacobs.

Did you know March 10th is Jacob Riley Downing Day?

by The Downster May 7, 2023

Downing

To lose a high or buzz. The period at which the person feels dizzy yet conscious after getting blazed.

"Dude I'm gonna close my eyes for a bit.."

"What's up dude?"

"I'm downing man.."

by dyslexicllama June 28, 2006

Downing

someone who not only lacks length but lacks girth aswell. A Downing never usually performs in the bedroom and leaves girls feeling very short handed.

girl 1: whatcha get up to last night?
girl 2: uh I met this decent guy in town but back at my place he turned out to be such a Downing!

by dark_destroyer December 1, 2014

downing

A tall, norweigan, slack-jawed yokel. aka, country bumpkin.

A Downing could only live there..

by skunk200 September 22, 2006