Downward reverse smurf sex

An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass
Hey babe can we have downward reverse smurf sex I don't feel like a man anymore
by Jwhoptiewop April 24, 2016
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downward facing doggy style

The act of sexual congress wherein the woman, or bottom dude, lies down with their legs on a divan, or other similarly sized piece of furniture, with their face on the floor while their partner enters them from behind placing his hands on the floor in a position not unlike "downward facing dog".
I was sexing a girl the other day, and she wanted a g-spot pounding, so we switched to downward facing doggy style.
by naked_yoga December 09, 2013
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another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.
friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"
by bretheren April 29, 2005
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Downward danglers is a term for very banana formed boobs, (like incredible long ones) that is broadly used in Northern Scotland.
DANM, can i have a slurpee slurp of those saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob.
by Mrmonkeynig January 25, 2022
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DOWNWARD MUFFIN

the act of eating a muffin off a girl’s ass in the downward dog position.
Yeah bro, Cathy and I tried the downward muffin last night… the best damn muffin I’ve ever had!
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Downward Dawg

When your dog bends down like they either want to play or rip you to shreds. Hard to tell sometimes. Gotta love a downward dawg
“Dam! Look at Skipper! Look like he want to kill me booiiii”
Na G.... that my mans downward dawg..
by Mrs. Nesbit January 29, 2022
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downward lighting

Makes houses look like floating ufos. Burns islands and tortures babies.
Person 1“Look at that new house. It’s downward lighting is scalding a toddler.”
Person 2”I never liked kids anyway”
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